Statisfaction Words: Mark Glickman Music: Jagger/Richards ("Satifaction") I can't get no statisfaction, I can't get no statisfaction. 'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try. I can't get no, I can't get no. When I'm sitting down at lecture, And that man begins to explain to me That you must pay close attention When you're fitting your regression To heteroskedasticity! I can't get no, oh no no no. Hey hey hey, that's what I say. I can't get no statisfaction, I can't get no statisfaction. 'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try. I can't get no, I can't get no. When I'm working on my homework, And I'm filled with great uncertainty, So I choose the pooled procedure, And my teacher points and laughs at me 'Cause our p-values don't agree! I can't get no, oh no no no. Hey hey hey, that's what I say. I can't get no statisfaction, I can't get no strong relation. 'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try. I can't get no, I can't get no. When I'm handed my diploma For my hard-earned Bachelor's degree, And the Dean says I cannot leave Until I give an explanation How to compute a correlation. I can't get no, oh no no no. Hey hey hey, that's what I say. I can't get no, I can't get no, I can't get no statisfaction, no statisfaction, no statisfaction, no statisfaction.